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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Bloatmeal

I just binged on banana oatmeal, almonds, jalapeno Pringles and fruit for dinner after getting home from work. I freaking love food. I just wish one could eat and eat and never worry about getting fat or high cholesterol or diarrhea.

Girls is fucking amazing. I'm only 17.09 minutes into the first episode but between the copious amounts of food consumption, awkward anal sex mishaps and the girl whose boyfriend's touch reminds her of a creepy uncle, this may very well be the best show known to man.

I can't believe I ignored Sarah's suggestions for so long.

And now I'm onto episode two and it's 12.30am and I realize Lena Dunham is master of the awkward sex scene. I hope that one day I will be able to live out something at least half that awkward.

Holy crap, aforementioned girl's (my God. Is that why it's called Girls?!) solution to boyfriend whose touch reminds her of a creepy uncle was to do it doggy style. I'm gonna die. This shouldn't be as funny as it is to me right now. Can you get drunk of jalapeno flavoured chips? Did you also know Pringles are not technically potato chips as their potato content is less than what is required to satisfy the criteria?

This show is perfect with just the right amount of hot people to make it tolerable.

J

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