Since starting to regularly exercise (again...) this time last year, I've lost no weight but have gained muscle, worse knee crepitus and a need to wash my hair more regularly (you know, besides the monthly thing I usually abide by).
In honour of all those shitty fashion and lifestyle blogs I religiously (and sadly) follow, I have decided to do a year in review. It goes as follows:
1. Started second year med school. I do not want to elaborate.
2. Started exercising. I managed to not crush my skull with a stray weight but did manage to bash my knee with one resulting in a delightful bruise (for evolution of bruise over a one week period, please refer to instagram). I still cannot hold a plank for over 2.5 minutes. I can do a respectable bicep curl and bench press, however. Hm, turning into a man?
3. Turned into a man.
4. Turned back into a female. Had more periods. Bye bye, eggs.
5. Had hilarious "romantic" dramas. Following on from the F-travesty of last year, I took it a step further and made an even bigger ass of myself. Later that day, I went to Little Mishelle's house and ate about 30 pandan microwaved baos to consolidate my losses.
6. Decided to go to Europe next year.
7. Managed to NOT horrifically embarrass myself in a largely public setting (as far as I can remember). This is a feat for me as I have pretty much done this every year since I was born (I pissed my pantaloons in year one and, in year two, barfed all over the school bathroom floor).
8. Went to karaoke and sang a lot of Taylor Swift.
9. Bought more <$5 tops and clothes. I have also recently developed an obsession with those bodycon tube skirts and have accumulated about five or six so far, all for under $5. Yes, I am just that great. Unfortunately, I do not look like this whilst wearing them (who would want to though, right?):
10. Went to see Taylor Swift in concert; one of the best nights of my life so far.
11. Got my Ps and crashed into a tree. Just jokes, it was a small child.
12. Developed some excellent split ends that I have proceeded to search for and split for the last couple of months. Unfortunately, I got my hair trimmed a few weeks ago and many of them have been sadly lost. I still find one every now and then and they give me hope for the future.
13. Developed an unhealthy obsession with getting a dog.
14. Acquired employment at Officeworks (once upon a time, my one true love) and found retail to be satisfactorily entertaining. Speaking of Officeworks, gripes so far from customers have included some European woman chastising me for charging 15c for bags (step the back off), an older bogan lad for "gasbagging" with my colleague who was teaching me how to find stuff that was put on hold and, lastly, this piece of bitch who gave me shit for saying $9.44 instead of $9.45. Yay, logic!
The next time I write to you... it will be 2013. Don't get too krunk!
J
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