Family Friendly

Why is breakfast such a great meal? Not only does it "break the fast" but it also offers the greatest food options (in my opinion). Sweet (of all varieties), savoury (of all varieties), beverages (of all varieties).

Other than that, my parents had a family friend party on Wednesday night. I thought it was going to be terrible and the only thing I was looking forward to was the cheese my dad bought. Brie and this apricot cream cheese. Both were disgusting; the brie was kind of tasteless and the apricot cream cheese tasted like it had been dipped in sugar. So I just ate the water crackers by themselves (ya'll know how much I love a good water cracker... Or bad water cracker. Doesn't matter, so long as it's a water cracker).

It was actually a pretty enjoyable evening. I also learnt that I'm literally the most lightweight person in the entire world. As in, I drank one cider and was acting like a drunk. That being said, a lot of people have accused me of acting like a drunk in the past when I've consumed nothing but coke (a cola). I think it's a good thing that I can get naturally high off my own and others' company. I will avoid liver failure this way.

We played multiple rounds of thirteen in our back room until it was time for a pitiful dessert spread (seriously, desserts at family friend parties are usually so ace. This one was tragic. All I had was fruit. Sad). I told everyone my great jokes (profitability/profiteroles, generic/genetic, self-deprecate/self-defecate). EVERYONE laughed. That's not even a joke.

I worked this afternoon/evening. They're changing the whole Officeworks layout to prepare for back to school. So a bunch of my fellow Officeworkers are staying at the shop tonight from 9pm to 4am to rearrange. I nearly died when I heard that.

Now, I'm watching Sherlock because everyone always raves about it. It's okay..? So far, I only like the bits where Watson is eating pancakes and when I realized he plays Bilbo McBagALot.

J