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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Clueless

I feel like a new woman.

Last night, I watched Clueless. The last time I watched it, I was probably 14/15. In my new and more mature state, I began recognizing all these new jokes and innuendos that I hadn't previously. I discovered the movie was actually quite racy (obviously, something I can appreciate) and began understanding things I didn't before.

All this time, I was so confused as to who exactly Josh was. Now I know.

All this time, I could not truly empathize with Cher when she said her party clothes were "binding." Now I know because ALL my clothes are binding because I got fat between 14/15 and 19.

I must go now. To youtube Clueless.

Something I have over Cher is that, although I am a virgin, I can drive. I feel fulfilled.

J

3 comments:

❯chopekins❮ said...

1. You're not fat.

2. Try watching back on some of the old disney movies, you'd be surprised how many innuendos are in them!

Anonymous said...

in your endo.

h.

Anonymous said...

i loved it when tai first gets there and dionne is all "yeah and we have cokes" and tai's all "NO SHIT U GUYS HAVE COKE"

OMG SO SCANDALOUS. i would have been shocked at 14/15 if i understood what she was doing.

j