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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Types of Guys I Enjoy

1. The Sexy Businessman. He wears a suit on a near-daily occasion. He washes his hair regularly, uses cologne and has really big shoes that are probably shiny. He has "fancy taste" but can slum it like the rest of us. He enjoys romantic strolls along the beach and has brooding eyes.

2. The Hot Hale Boy. He went to a fancy, all-boys' high school but now wears jeans everyday and sneakers. When he sits down, he rests one foot on the other which is resting sideways (has anyone else noticed this? I find this so sexy). His arm muscles contract nicely as he holds onto the rail while riding the bus from uni to Espy.

3. The Homely Boy-Next-Door. He uses the internet. A lot. He either has really eclectic taste in music or likes Top 40 and Rihanna. His hair is scruffy and needs a wash. He is either really skinny or borderline obese.

J

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lolololol, got really excited when I thought these were real people.

Also, "bordeline obese".
Hot.

h

Anonymous said...

if i had a borderline obese boyfriend, i wouldn't be too concerned. i would just whip them into shape otherwise we wouldn't be able to have future babies together. also, they wou ld probably have erectile dysfunction.

j

Anonymous said...

Have you ever found a bordeline obese person attractive?

Also, Hale boys are yummy.

h

Junaberry said...

well, no. but if they had an exceptional personality and a desire to get fit, i wouldn't flip them off. i would encourage them. true love is not aesthetic but a culmination of spirituality and animalistic desire.

the end.

also, you never know. they might be super hot when they lose weight.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm too shallow. :(

I have found slightly chubby guys attractive.

h

Junaberry said...

nah, i'm kidding. i'm not attracted to overweight guys. first of all, it's not physically attractive. second of all, to me it indicates laziness and i don't like that.

you're not shallow. it's natural to judge people by their looks. i do it all the time. in fact i'm doing it right now.

Anonymous said...

stop facebook stalking me, j.

h