Today was the last day of uni this semester. Let me walk you through it...
6am: Mum wakes me up. I roll around a bit.
6.30am: Get up. Fo real this time.
6.31am: Eat breakfast. Banana porridge, the breakfast of champions.
6.50am: Finish breakfast.
6.55am: Shower. Brush ma teeths. Get le dressed. Today, Big Michelle and I wore the same jacket... Awks. However, I'm pretty sure I looked a LOT better. So, there's that.
7.15am: Ready to seize the day!
7.20am: Leave with dad.
7.45am: Get to city.
7.50am: Catch bus to uni. Wow, this is getting tiring, writing out every detail of my day, despite it being infinitely intriguing and exciting.
8.20am: Get to uni. Read notes for 15 minutes.
8.45am: Go to Arts Lecture Room 9. Converse somewhat with people. Get ignored by She Who Shall Not Be Named.
9am: EXAM TIME!
10am: My stomach is rumbling so bad. Oh God, that one just sounded like a fart...
10.30am: I am so hungry.
11am: What is hunger? Is it hell?
11.01am: Why can't this exam be over already?
11.15am: I think I have transcended hunger... Oh wait, still hungry.
11.45am: FUCK THIS SHIT, I'm taking a nap.
11.50am: Nap.
11.55am: Nap.
11.59am: Nap.
12.00pm: "NO ONE CAN LEAVE THE EXAM ROOM UNTIL THE END OF THE EXAM."
12.10pm: "YOU MAY LEAVE THE EXAM ROOM."
12.11pm: AW, HELL YEAH.
12.13pm: Piss like a banshee. Nearly didn't make it to the facilities in time.
12.16pm: Talk to folks. Continue to get cold shouldered by She Who Shall Not Be Named. Wonder what would happen if I chucked something at her annoyingly impassive face.
12.25pm: Car time.
12.50pm or thereabouts: Lunch time. I didn't really like the marinara pizza because it tasted bad... Also, Albert sneezed mid-mouthful and it was quite nearly the foulest thing I have ever witnessed in my 19+ years of life. Food (previously masticated in his mouth) went all over his shirt and chin. And then he started eating it. That's right. EATING IT. HIS PREVIOUSLY CHEWED FOOD. I was dying of laughter and of loss of faith in humanity at the same time.
2pm: Time to leave. Albert's car. Clinton encroaches on my side of the seat. He is very rude.
2.20pm: Get to Herb Graham Recreation Centre. Take an "Asians" picture, the only time that She Who Shall Not Be Named expresses some kind of friendly sentiment to me. She smiles with me in the pictures. Probably because she wants to appear friendly on facebook.
2.21pm: Discuss PLL with Chris and Big Michelle. Bring up the fact that he said the show was just about sluts. Disagree with him profusely. Big Michelle and I leave.
2.22pm: Get honked and hollered at. It was probably me. God knows I was looking foine today.
2.25pm: SHOPPING.
2.35pm: Buy a coat, not unlike this one:
4.12pm: Bus home. It's new. Big Michelle steals the window seat from me. We talk about stuff. I like her, I like her a lot. She gets me.
4.35pm: Get home.
4.36pm: Clean my desk and bag out. There are a lot of gum wrappers inside my bag. They're all soggy from the rain. I'm kind of disgusted but persevere with the task at hand.
4.45pm: Exercise.
5.10pm: FINISH EXERCISE. The best part of exercising, to be honest.
Not sure what happens next. But something happens between 5.10pm and now (6.18pm). That or I just passed out.
Hope ya'll are well. Will see you guys soon.
J
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