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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

My Utopia

You know what I think? (I know you don't care but, in the infamous words of Lily Mosc/kovitz, shut up and listen.)

Half the time, people want to have sex with each other. But then, half of that time nobody does anything about it because they're too scared. So even if two people desperately want to rip each others' clothes of and have their dirty way with each other, this may never happen. The good thing about Austen's time was everything was structured. You could meet someone at a jig in the local dance hall or whatever and then have them propose to you a week later. Then you could get married and have rampant sex. It's basically a fullproof society.

I've come to the conclusion it would be good if there was like this sign to show romantic or sexual interest. I always hear about stuff like that in the gay community (I don't know if it's true, a lot of it I get from ontd) where you do something subtle to let people know you're gay and if the other person is gay they better recognize and then all parties are happy. So maybe if there was a sign like tucking your hair behind your ear or flashing your breasts at someone, the other person could know you're interested and if they too were interested they could reciprocate by showing their hindquarters to you.

THEN YOU COULD HAVE RAMPANT SEX.

God, it would be just like Austen's time. A perfect society.

J

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

There is a sign.
You tell them.. :D

h