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I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Your Body Is a Wonderland (Mine's Not)

Started listening to John Mayer... Yeah, he broke homegirl's heart but admittedly his music is good.

I came to THREE explanations for why no boys have ever liked me:

1. I'm really offensive to the eyes. I can see it. I used to think it was just because my skin is a hot mess but then I started to realize... wait, it might actually be that my face and my body is just disgusting and undesirable.

2. I have a really disagreeable personality. I'm not sassy; I'm difficult to be around. I'm bitchy and mean. I get joy from being a bitch and a ho. I'm not soft spoken and sweet like girls are supposed to be.

3. I push away boys. I tend to like a boy, try and be his friend but then there comes a point where I feel so awkward around them, I can't be open around them and I decide to fuck it, it's not worth it.

But secretly I love boys.

J

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

1. You are not offensive to the eyes. You are so naturally pretty and I love the blushed rosiness of your cheeks. And, how is your body offensive?!?
2.Bitch, you sassy! Funny, witty and kind. You are no way near a bitch, trust me ho!
3. No comment.