Yesterday was my first NS physiology lab. The med cohort is split into two groups. I was in the second group. Alongside F. As you know, I've been trying to be very subtle. I thought to myself, "Well, I'll just sit where I used to sit in MGC labs... where I used to sit with F and if he wants to he can sit next to me. It'll be like a silent and subtle invitation." Unfortunately, I was one of the later ones to enter the lab so I didn't get my top choice in seats. And also I was talking to some pretty hilar girls from my FCP tute outside so we grouped up for the lab (and all future physiology labs).
Bet you're wondering who stole my seat. Well, it was F. And I thought to myself for a split second that maybe he'd had the exact same thought as me and him sitting there was a sort of silent invitation for me to join him. Alas, he was sitting next to Mora. And it was more natural to sit with the two girls. And I realized I was being imbecilic and should not delude myself. It will cause pain in the future.
But back to these ladies. They are actually really funny. One of them is called Hannah and, as you know, I tend to judge heavily religious people because I assume they lead a conservative and joyless life. Ho, has she proved me wrong. Firstly, by saying, "FCP is just spurting a lot of bullshit," and secondly, yesterday we were talking about our stethoscopes. And she says, "I've only used it on myself so it still has its virginity." And Sarah, the other girl, starts laughing and cringing. And Hannah says, "Don't think about it too much." I was lost. Then I figured they were referencing something dirty. And I liked them both a whole lot more after that.
Wow, I am a judgmental cow.
J

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