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Perhaps this is a very convoluted and retarded view, but I'm going to share it with the blogosphere regardless.

So, when I think of conservative couples, I think of life only being allowed to eat salad.

Like, where's the meat?

There is no meat. That's the point. That's what being conservative is like. All you have are little green leaves that taste like nothing. They don't even taste like water. They taste less than water. They taste like oxygen mixed with bitterness. Unpleasantness. Maybe, maybe, you'll get like a cherry tomato or some shit thrown in but then you eat it and because you've been deprived of meat your whole live, it kind of tastes like this little ball of acid which corrupts your digestive tract. There is no meat to soften the blow.

Just imagine going through life not being able to swear, or make sex jokes. It would be very much like a life of eating salad, denied simple pleasures like a hot sausage.

Mmm, sausage.

J