INT. SCI LIB. DAYTIME:
Big Michelle: (via text) Where are you? I'm outside sci lib.
Me: (via text) Coming!
EXT. SCI LIB. DAYTIME:
Me: Hey!
Big Michelle: Hey!
Me: Let's sit!
Us: *sits*
Big Michelle: I was outside your FCP tute and was going to walk with you but then I saw you walking with F and I didn't want to cockblock you. *lays down on grass a la Playboy centrefold*
Me: Aw, thanks Michelle.
Can always rely on Big Michelle to provide the lols, prevent cockblocking and be generally cool.
J

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