You Other Brothers Can't Deny

I love the shit out of this blog: http://carrotsncake.com

I started reading it last summer when I was in my healthy phase (it has a cyclical pattern much like melatonin... once every summer...) but I've kept reading it ever since. I don't know why but I love this blog beyond natural causes. I'm usually more attracted to snarkier, more "real" blogs but this one just endears itself to me so damn much. I think it's a combination of how seemingly sweet and somewhat naive the writer is (I think she just only ever writes the good shit in her blog and leaves the nast ass crack out), her little catchphrases ("holy yum"), her dog, her awesome relationship with her husband and the fact that she documents EVERY WAKING MOMENT OF HER LIFE.

Seriously. Ya'll know I am one hell of a creepy stalker stranger bitch so I naturally love this blog. In fact, this was probably the first of its kind I discovered and from it I found a bounch of links to very similar "health" blogs where the writers take pictures of everything they eat and document their workouts and what they do. However, Tina's is definitely the most interesting one I've encountered because she incorporates part of her personal and daily life into it whereas the others tend to focus more on the food and the exercise.

I love the idea of documenting all the things and putting it up on the Internet for God and the world to read (because I like being able to track her movements and stalk her and wait in her bushes until the right moment).

I was contemplating doing this myself but then I was all, "But then all dem bitches will know all the crap I eat," and then I thought, "Plus I'm lazy," and then I thought, "Plus I eat the same thing for breakfast everyday," and then I thought, "FUCK DEM PAEDOPHILES."

I know I'm technically an adult but in my mind I'm still a sweet little kid, susceptible to old men in white vans. It's a bit of a bad stereotype, no? Anyone can be paedophiles. It's probably these sorts of stereotypes that makes it easier for actual paedophiles to go undercover and get to our blessed children.

I'm feeling in a bit of a weird mood tonight hence the slightly concerning blog post. Got a fair bit of study done today and am just finishing up some FCP work this evening then it's off for the rest of the night to indulge in either The Venereal Disease or do a spot of reading.

Yeah.

I love big butts and I cannot lie.

J