Things that make me happy:
1. 3:1 = milo : milk.
2. Chewing gum instead of drinking water.
3. Defeatist attitudes.
4. Adam Martin.
5. That scene in Lost in Austen when Mr. Collins squeezes his balls then smells his fingers. Kim should know what I'm talking about.
6. Oscar Wilde's lover. A hotsy. motherfucking. totsy. Look it up. I was so shocked that hot people existed in those ancient and mystical times.
7. 99c Kit Kats ag IGA. Yeah... I went for it, Big Michelle. But only one!
J

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