I just threw my cardigan in my mum's face and called her a cold bitch.
It was all because of the girl I tutor and her mum. Today, her mum gave me a box of biscuits. She said they were her family's favourite. I nearly burst into tears. It didn't help when she told me how in Yugoslavia her husband was a lawyer and she was a physiotherapist but here she's a cleaner because their papers are not recognized. Shit man.
She's like the nicest lady ever. Anyway, so I tell my mum what happened and she says, "There are sadder things in life." I think she's been hardened by life on the inside.
On the bright side, today's session was so much better than the last one. I actually knew what I was doing.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
Withdrawal
I can't tell if I like this guy or it's just withdrawal symptoms from not crunching on someone (har har, NBK reference) that's getting to me.
It was weird on Monday at FCP. When F went up as part of his group presentation he folded his arms in this way that used to get me everytime... And this time, it got me for just this split second then I was like, "Oh shit." It was actually very traumatising.
J
It was weird on Monday at FCP. When F went up as part of his group presentation he folded his arms in this way that used to get me everytime... And this time, it got me for just this split second then I was like, "Oh shit." It was actually very traumatising.
J
Monday, September 5, 2011
Trolling in FCP Portfolio
... because my tutor's a fucker. And not the good kind like Mitch Hertzog.
Reflection – What I would do if I witnessed an accident where an individual lost consciousness
5/9/11
Reflection – What I would do if I witnessed an accident where an individual lost consciousness
5/9/11
In all likelihood and depending on the severity of the accident witnessed, I myself would probably go into psychogenic shock. I believe that with age we develop resilience where we can deal with the situation effectively. Hopefully, this will come to me but given that I am but 18 and relatively inept, psychogenic shock is the most likely outcome for me at present.
If, however, I was able to overcome any adverse reaction to the situation there are several steps that should be taken to help the person involved in the accident.
The first step is to immediately seek medical help (eg: calling 000 or getting someone nearby to do so). Following this, lay the person on their back without elevating their head. If there are no obvious head injuries, elevate the legs to heart level. If the person is unconscious, turn them on their side (recovery position) and monitor ABC (airway, breathing, circulation). Remove any restrictive clothing and protect the person from environmental extremes such as temperature or stray rodents. Keep the patient’s lips moist but do not give them any food or water. If oxygen therapy is available, administer as required. Monitor the patient carefully and be prepared to administer EAR or CPR if situation worsens and if you know how to administer required treatments properly.
Above all, keep calm and carry on.
If, however, I was able to overcome any adverse reaction to the situation there are several steps that should be taken to help the person involved in the accident.
The first step is to immediately seek medical help (eg: calling 000 or getting someone nearby to do so). Following this, lay the person on their back without elevating their head. If there are no obvious head injuries, elevate the legs to heart level. If the person is unconscious, turn them on their side (recovery position) and monitor ABC (airway, breathing, circulation). Remove any restrictive clothing and protect the person from environmental extremes such as temperature or stray rodents. Keep the patient’s lips moist but do not give them any food or water. If oxygen therapy is available, administer as required. Monitor the patient carefully and be prepared to administer EAR or CPR if situation worsens and if you know how to administer required treatments properly.
Above all, keep calm and carry on.
J
FCP Tutes: Lust urns to Rage
Fuck Reece. He is a dickhead in my FCP tute. Today, he answered this question right (to be honest, I could have answered it easily and I'm easily the stupidest and most inept person in my tute) except with this knowledgeable and wise tone. You know, that cocksucker one that egomaniacs love to indulge in. Naturally, my tutor is an egomaniac who laps that shit up.
He's so impressed by Reece's tomfuckery, praising him for his logical thinking.
The next question is for F who gets it wrong so guesses another answer incorrectly. The tutor says, "Don't guess! Think logically like Reece! See how he logics it out! So good. So pro. Be more like Reece!"
Fuck them all.
J
He's so impressed by Reece's tomfuckery, praising him for his logical thinking.
The next question is for F who gets it wrong so guesses another answer incorrectly. The tutor says, "Don't guess! Think logically like Reece! See how he logics it out! So good. So pro. Be more like Reece!"
Fuck them all.
J
Wimbledon
Now that I have dusted my hands of F I can feel like I can back onto observing and enjoying life with complete freedom. Phwoar. That's quite the statement which I have exaggerated greatly.
Today at lunch, a kookaburra swooped down and literally snatched a piece of chicken off of Big Michelle's fork. The gall of some birds.
Speaking of gall, you missed out on a fun luncheon, Helen...
Yesternight, I was trying to describe to the appeal of Paul Bettany in Wimbledon to Big Michelle. It is a movie that, while being completely cheesy, is actually very attractive in my opinion. You see, I think it comes down to evolution. The whole point of evolution is to make babies and make a new generation that are better than the previous one. So when you see two talented people having sexy times it's like, "Yeah! Evolution and shit!" and it's immediately sexy and amazing.
Not to mention how hot as hale Paul Bettany is in it... Especially the calves of blonde male specimens with that fine blond fuzz. It's very attractive. Especially when encased in white socks and shoes. Hence why Wimbledon is my favourite sporting event in the history of athletics.
But I think a picture is worth a thousand words, so here:
Okay, so this picture doesn't exactly exhibit Paul Bettany's delightful calves but I looked up "paul bettany wimbledon" and this was one of the pictures that showed up so I just thought... what the hell, let's give the readers what they want.
This was actually the only picture that really exemplified his great calves but I wanted an action shot and couldn't find one. Oh well. At least you sort of get the best of both worlds here, if you know what I'm saying...
J
Today at lunch, a kookaburra swooped down and literally snatched a piece of chicken off of Big Michelle's fork. The gall of some birds.
Speaking of gall, you missed out on a fun luncheon, Helen...
Yesternight, I was trying to describe to the appeal of Paul Bettany in Wimbledon to Big Michelle. It is a movie that, while being completely cheesy, is actually very attractive in my opinion. You see, I think it comes down to evolution. The whole point of evolution is to make babies and make a new generation that are better than the previous one. So when you see two talented people having sexy times it's like, "Yeah! Evolution and shit!" and it's immediately sexy and amazing.
Not to mention how hot as hale Paul Bettany is in it... Especially the calves of blonde male specimens with that fine blond fuzz. It's very attractive. Especially when encased in white socks and shoes. Hence why Wimbledon is my favourite sporting event in the history of athletics.
But I think a picture is worth a thousand words, so here:
Okay, so this picture doesn't exactly exhibit Paul Bettany's delightful calves but I looked up "paul bettany wimbledon" and this was one of the pictures that showed up so I just thought... what the hell, let's give the readers what they want.
This was actually the only picture that really exemplified his great calves but I wanted an action shot and couldn't find one. Oh well. At least you sort of get the best of both worlds here, if you know what I'm saying...
J
Saturday, September 3, 2011
Your Song (Kate Walsh) Just Seems Wrong Now
So, I told Herren I was spiralling out of control given the newly discovered facts. And no joke, I think I am. I keep thinking about all the times I used to gaze at him and think about him and listen to sad, romantic songs and just dream and dream and dream.
And now, it's like... HOLY FUCK. And how I used to try and talk to him and get to know him and organize my times so we'd get a chance to talk.
Seriously. It's a joke. My life is actually a joke. I quite honestly don't know how to feel right now. I know it's so hilarious and ridiculous but it just doesn't make sense in my mind right now. I'm trying to match up the words "gay" with all the times I thought he was the perfect guy for me.
J
And now, it's like... HOLY FUCK. And how I used to try and talk to him and get to know him and organize my times so we'd get a chance to talk.
Seriously. It's a joke. My life is actually a joke. I quite honestly don't know how to feel right now. I know it's so hilarious and ridiculous but it just doesn't make sense in my mind right now. I'm trying to match up the words "gay" with all the times I thought he was the perfect guy for me.
J
LAVA (Cake)
I'm at ALVA because I'm a rebel and not an architecture student. It's so great. Little Mishelle ditched me and is working on some other special, techy computers downstairs while I'm upstairs pretending to be a landscape, architecture or visual arts student. I feel like I blend right in.
I'm kind of hungry (read: very hungry) but I promised myself I would finish this lecture before I went to get food. That and I don't know how to get out! It's actually really maudlin in here. It's kind of grungy and messy and there's this moist-looking crumb next to my computer that I've been looking at for the last hour because it's just so foul. I keep thinking how gross it would be if I accidentally tripped or something and my face landed on the crumb and I accidentally ingested it.
If I see dog shit on the footpath I can't stop thinking about how gross it would be if I tripped and landed face first in it. I think this somehow increases my chances of this happening. It's like when Oprah says that if you want something to happen you believe it (something like that...) and it will happen. Yeah, I think that principle applies here.
Well, I'm off to finish my lecture so I can EAT because I'm so HUNGRY. Little Mishelle already ate "brunch" (read: dim sum) at 9.30am.
Oh yeah, on a final note... I am so glad I didn't take Kim's "advice" and just go all out and ask F out. Phew.
J
I'm kind of hungry (read: very hungry) but I promised myself I would finish this lecture before I went to get food. That and I don't know how to get out! It's actually really maudlin in here. It's kind of grungy and messy and there's this moist-looking crumb next to my computer that I've been looking at for the last hour because it's just so foul. I keep thinking how gross it would be if I accidentally tripped or something and my face landed on the crumb and I accidentally ingested it.
If I see dog shit on the footpath I can't stop thinking about how gross it would be if I tripped and landed face first in it. I think this somehow increases my chances of this happening. It's like when Oprah says that if you want something to happen you believe it (something like that...) and it will happen. Yeah, I think that principle applies here.
Well, I'm off to finish my lecture so I can EAT because I'm so HUNGRY. Little Mishelle already ate "brunch" (read: dim sum) at 9.30am.
Oh yeah, on a final note... I am so glad I didn't take Kim's "advice" and just go all out and ask F out. Phew.
J
Friday, September 2, 2011
The Story Ends Here
To be honest, I feel like I never knew him at all. I guess this teaches me to never crush like that again. Part of me is relieved and glad because it wasn't normal and it wasn't healthy. It was just plain weird. And I'm an idiot.
J
J
My Life is a Joke
Today's trip to the hospital with F and another girl from our tute, Sophie the Spastic Eagle, was extremely, extremely fruitful. Like... the juiciest fruit ever. Just imagine the best thing that could have happened... invert it and put it to the power of 69.
Since getting home from uni I haven't stopped smiling.
I learnt so so so many things about F today. Like you wouldn't believe. Here:
1. He's blind without his glasses. Or contacts as he uses now.
2. He has hipster friends.
3. I was right about him being self-conscious about his body...
4. He smokes.
5. He has substance abuse problems. Alcohol mostly but I think other things were also mentioned.
6. He loves watching the same movies he likes over and over.
7. He took public transport to the hospital, like me, but unlike me it only took him a 25 minute bus.
8. He's on a permanent diet.
9. He takes diet pills.
10. He doesn't eat.
11. He used to be bullimic.
12. He listens to Kesha, Britney Spears, Cindy Lauper and Lady Gaga. And Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
13. He has a crush on someone.
14. It's a boy. And F is gay.
J
Since getting home from uni I haven't stopped smiling.
I learnt so so so many things about F today. Like you wouldn't believe. Here:
1. He's blind without his glasses. Or contacts as he uses now.
2. He has hipster friends.
3. I was right about him being self-conscious about his body...
4. He smokes.
5. He has substance abuse problems. Alcohol mostly but I think other things were also mentioned.
6. He loves watching the same movies he likes over and over.
7. He took public transport to the hospital, like me, but unlike me it only took him a 25 minute bus.
8. He's on a permanent diet.
9. He takes diet pills.
10. He doesn't eat.
11. He used to be bullimic.
12. He listens to Kesha, Britney Spears, Cindy Lauper and Lady Gaga. And Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
13. He has a crush on someone.
14. It's a boy. And F is gay.
J
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