Today's trip to the hospital with F and another girl from our tute, Sophie the Spastic Eagle, was extremely, extremely fruitful. Like... the juiciest fruit ever. Just imagine the best thing that could have happened... invert it and put it to the power of 69.
Since getting home from uni I haven't stopped smiling.
I learnt so so so many things about F today. Like you wouldn't believe. Here:
1. He's blind without his glasses. Or contacts as he uses now.
2. He has hipster friends.
3. I was right about him being self-conscious about his body...
4. He smokes.
5. He has substance abuse problems. Alcohol mostly but I think other things were also mentioned.
6. He loves watching the same movies he likes over and over.
7. He took public transport to the hospital, like me, but unlike me it only took him a 25 minute bus.
8. He's on a permanent diet.
9. He takes diet pills.
10. He doesn't eat.
11. He used to be bullimic.
12. He listens to Kesha, Britney Spears, Cindy Lauper and Lady Gaga. And Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
13. He has a crush on someone.
14. It's a boy. And F is gay.
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About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
12 comments:
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Fat m
WHO'S FAT M?!
The only fat chick you know with a name starting with m :3
And dudeeee diet pills and substance abuse what kinda dr is he gonna be lol
U NOT FAT MEG.
ikr.... he is so unhealthy. like he literally doesn't eat. or he doesn't eat proper meals. HOW CAN U NOT EAT. I WOULD RATHER BE DEAD THAN NOT EAT.
dewd, when you write a biography, this blog must be in there.
h.
also, sophie wiegle?
and there is hope!
my gay friend makes out with me for the lols. :3
yeah the spastic wiegle. do you know her?
i am not the kind of girl... who should be rudely making out with a gaaay friend.
now sing that to the tune of speak now.
small world, one of my science friends is/was obsessed with her.
gotta say, it's pretty lolsy. :3
yeah she's pretty cool.
it is pretty lols.y
This blog is amazing.
& "spastic eagle" made me laugh foreverss
hahaar ar thanks caits.
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