There's a new girl at work. Well, there's a lot of new girls/people at work but this one is working as POS. I've seen her here and there but only had a proper conversation with her today. The following took place:
Kristy (PS: her name is Kristy): Hey, you went to (insert name of school I went to), didn't you?
Me: Uh, yeah. Wait, how did you know that?!
Kristy: I went there too. You're like super smart (not to toot my own horn, she really did say this... or did she?)!
Me: Oh, wow. This is weird. Have you graduated?
Kristy: Yeah, 2011. You're doing med, right?
Me: Um, yeah.
She proceeds to ask me a billion questions about the interview and what med is like as she wants to move into med after she graduates with her Bachelor of Science. I regale her with my many fantastic tales of what it is like to spend study week pretending to be a mole.
Later, as I am causing her to convulse with laughter at my many and varied jokes, she says to me, "Oh shit, you're funny (baby, I know). What are you doing next Friday?"
Obviously, mein first thought was, "This girl probably wants me to go to her birthday party where I will be guest of honour and regale all her friends with my many and varied jokes." I play it cool because there is nothing more uncool than a really, really, really cool person who knows and behaves like they're cool (even though they really so obviously are).
"Not much," I say coolly.
"Oh, I meant what shifts are you working."
Aw, shit. So close.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
3 comments:
kristy racitich (incredibly bad spelling of last name)?
stalker. two stalkers in the house
That was me Meg btw, I know that girl :-) Or I knew her in high school
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