I haven't heard back from any of the writing groups I emailed last week so I guess that whole thing won't be happening this summer. Pity because I miss that bunch. And by "bunch" I mean "writers" and by "writers" I mean wannabe-writers who, for the most part, are pretentious and totes phony but hell, I'm like that most of the time.
My Officeworks group interview is in a few days (eee). I've picked out my object to describe me with the help of Little Mishelle. At first, I was going to bring this old cupcake recipe I have that my dad gave me circa year seven. My spiel was going to be about my love for baking, reading and nostalgia. Then, with some other contributions, I decided on... (suspense) A BUTTON.
My plan is, depending on the atmosphere in the group interview, to interject with some kind of humourous reference to how buttons have "numerous holes" and so do I. I know; brilliant.
But no, I won't do that because it'll be interpreted as being crass (HAH, not me at all. Wouldn't want to give a false impression or anything) or attract unwanted attention from "males" desiring to "seek out" said "orifices." Not sure why I put "orifices" in "quotation marks" but now I "can't stop doing it."
That's it. Goodbye.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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