Yesterday, I was eating a piece of chicken and I noticed this stringy thing. I touched it and picked it up with my fingers (because I'm an animal... No really, I am) and inspected it carefully before realizing it was an artery. It was amazing. It was exactly like the arteries in cadaver labs. It had held its structural integrity perfectly; I could see inside (it was obviously hollow), it was still sort of bouncy and white.
And next to it was a vein!
Outside my window yesterday, I also saw a bird majestically gobble up a moth. It was incredible, it was the Circle of Life all over again. Now, I hate moths because they're the most spastic bugs in the history of history. It's like they are constantly having epileptic fits. I feel like they would be all dusty; like if you touched their wings it would just crumble in your hands.
Animals should have structural integrity. You want to talk about "terrible design"? MOTHS. Holy shit. They're practically the most worthless, heinous, delicate animals in the world. At least cockroaches and beetles have hard outer shells to protect them. What do moths have? If you touch a moth it doesn't even fly away, it just spazzes out.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
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