Today, Big Michelle says to me, "You have a really good libido." She said I couldn't post it on facebook but I figure my blog is private enough to avoid getting weird stares from my relatives in any future interactions. Sometimes I question the integrity of her opinion of me.
I'm watching The Vampire Diaries right now instead of studying because studying sucks shit. Stefan and Elena just woke up in bed together. Naked. In other news, I explained to Little Mishelle and Big Michelle what premature ejaculation was today.
This blog post has been especially smutty. I enjoy that.
J

5 comments:
don't they say it's the quiet/shy ones that are crazier in bed?
those or girls with daddy issues.
Hmm...I satisfy both criteria...
*suggestive wink?*
- little m
omg mish!!
;) ;) ;)
HAHAHAHA
MISHELLE IS GOING TO BE SUCH AN ANIMAL IN BED. i will buy you leopard print panties for your bachelorette gurlllllll
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