Why is my face so damn massive?
The issue is that over the last few months/year or so I've become increasingly anal about sun protection. I wear sunscreen everyday and if I know I'm going to be outside in the sun a lot that day I'll wear jeans and a less revealing shirt. My mum is always lecturing me about how I'll get sun-damaged eyes and lose my eyesight and get eye cancer from UV exposure. I finally decided to get sunglasses the other day.
This morning (in Death Weather) my mum and I went to the shops to look for sunglasses. And fuck it if every single pair was too small for my massive face. My face is so damn wide and circular and heinous that all sunglasses look too small for me. Not only do they look too small, they are too small. The arms practically crack every time they have to exert themselves to occupy my facial region.
I bought a pair just for the sake of it because I desperately wanted some and I got home and immediately regretted it. It looks like my face is being strangled by the "eyewear" (very Michele Gerard).
Now I want to return them but I don't know if the chemist takes returns! Fuck that shit.
J
About Me
- Junaberry
- I'm a student from Australia who used to have a lot of time on her hands but doesn't have that much anymore. Now she has other stuff on her hands.
1 comment:
wayfarers and aviators look terrible on me.
make me look baby faced or just generally... butch.
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