Adieu

Before I bid you adieu I figured I should write a quick blog to express some of my more recent thoughts.

1. I keep thinking of Rihanna's "What's My Name?" and wondering why it should be called this. The song is about sexual intercourse. Why is she wondering what her name is? At first I thought maybe it was referencing one night stands or something and not knowing the other person's name but then I decided... NO. It's not about that at all. Sure, it's catchy but is it relevant?

2. MY HAIR IS TURNING WHITE. It is so weird. I thought it was because I have dark hair that it was especially noticeable but, to be sure, I pieced through my ungodly mop this morning and found close to 10 white hairs. What is going on? I am a young'n. Why am I aging so prematurely? It'll be the death of me. I'll have to start dying by the time I'm 25. Sigh.

3. Okay, so what's up with dark meat? Like the dark meat of poultry. Which is thighs and drumsticks. Did you know that wings are actually considered white meat along with breasts? I find this very interesting. Actually, I quite like dark meat but only if it's cooked fresh and eaten the day it's cooked. If it's eaten as leftovers I think it starts to get a bit gamey whereas white meat holds its flavour for a longer period of time. But as Nigella Lawson, Domestic Goddess, will tell you: dark meat = flavour = fat. Truth.

4. I think my mother likes Gilmore Girls now as I was watching some yesternight and she was sitting there and laughing. SUCCESS. Although a bit awks should I want to talk about how incredibly desirable young Padalecki is. Sigh. That boy...

5. Let me tell you a bit about what is going on regarding the yoga-front. It is going hilariously bad/good/straight-up-hilarious. I was doing it off youtube again and the freaking instructor bends her body in this unnatural position and tells me to do the same. Who the fuck does she think she is? I can barely do the Asian squat. What sort of Asian am I? But it's actually pretty good and less tiring than running which is good because I'm lazy but I still finish feeling slightly healthy like I've done something. And it doesn't hurt my knees like running did. Which is good. Okay, good.

6. I've packed like a billion sanitary napkins into my bag... Eep. You know it occurred to me that when you're having your period, the period actually passed through your cervix. THIS INTERESTS ME. I was watching this most hilarious program the other night called Embarrassing Bodies. It brings me to hilarities when Chris and I were talking about it and sharing conversation in our mutual amusement at this program. I mean, this show is one of those 10.30pm shows where it'll have a lady with an abnormally large labia and she'll come in to see the Embarrassing Bodies doctors and they'll loom in for a physical examination and it'll be like... BAM. LABIA IN YOUR FACE. It's actually pretty disturbing. But man, they shoved this tiny camera up this lady's vagina to show the cervix and it's a sphinctor. It was ridiculous. The doctor said, "Okay, I'm going to shift your cervix and it might be a little uncomfortable and you might jump," and then he shifted her cervix and she lept like a foot in the air. I was like, "WOW... I kind of want to try that someday," because it wasn't like she was in pain, just like she'd gotten an electric shock or something.

That being said, I always pussied out in physics class whenever we did like... electric shocks. Because I'm a pussy.

7. Oh man, I got this message in my inbox this morning and I thought it was so cute and brought back so many memories from my fanfiction daze... (daze... Get it? I'm so hilariously witty)

"Hey, I really enjoyed the story "Baker's Law." It was very well written. What are you going to work on next? Where in Australia are you from? Write me soon."

8. I'll miss and love you all whilst I'm in the land of eating dogs. Kisses and hugs.

J